Thursday, 20 March 2014

Ketchup Reflection #4 - Forget Zombies

It doesn't really matter how hard we beat the Zombie horse - it is dead. And it's not coming back to life, either, so don't worry - you and your brains are safe. The fact is there will never be an apocalyptic world overtaken by the undead, because it is physically impossible. The closest any creature has come to being a "zombie" is by having their brains overridden by parasites. If this happens to your loved ones, don't worry. They will most likely remain motionless and harmless until you are able to have a paramedic at your house to have them treated immediately. This goes for rabies too; rabid animals etc. may be violent but they don't stay that way for long. Soon they will die, and once they're dead, they're dead. End of story.
IT's time to stop worrying about zombies and go back to debating real human issues. Trust me - the living will destroy us all before the dead ever do.

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